The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0171 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0171AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.36
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0241 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0241AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.63
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0303 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0303AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.62
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0383 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0383AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.06
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0564 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0564AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0648 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0648AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0894 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0894AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0924 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0924AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1072 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1072AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.9
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1106 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1106AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1178 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1178NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1251 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1251NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.84
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1431 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1431NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1692 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1692NVDA
INTERN
Rarity77.02
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2036 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2036NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.25
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2069 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2069NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2172 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2172NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.77
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2198 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2198NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.63
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2311 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2311TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.94
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2338 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2338TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2373 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on butter
#2373TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2436 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2436TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.35
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2437 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2437TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.26
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2518 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2518TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.23
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2552 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2552TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.68
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2627 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2627TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.18
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2656 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2656TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2683 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2683TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2699 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2699TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.6
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2754 — a mint cat, in a black suit, on sky
#2754TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.41
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2839 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2839TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.75
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2846 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#2846TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.44
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3016 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3016TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.98
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3106 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3106TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3107 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3107TSLA
INTERN
Rarity72.34
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3120 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3120TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.48
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3158 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3158TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.69
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3209 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3209TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3227 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3227TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.33
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 39 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.