The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2409 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2409TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2427 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2427TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2570 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2570TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2656 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2656TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2666 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2666TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.05
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2668 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2668TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.55
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2756 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2756TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.18
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2789 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2789TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.67
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2876 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, on periwinkle
#2876TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.96
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2880 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2880TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2938 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2938TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.91
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3016 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3016TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.98
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3106 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3106TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3107 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3107TSLA
INTERN
Rarity72.34
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3112 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3112TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3141 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#3141TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.4
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3149 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3149TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3185 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3185TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3252 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#3252TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.32
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3267 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#3267TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3280 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3280TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.