The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0004 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0004AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0130 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0130AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.88
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0167 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0167AAPL
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Rarity63.99
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0174 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0174AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.23
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0303 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0303AAPL
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Rarity55.62
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0531 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0531AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.71
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0549 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0549AAPL
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Rarity42.92
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0567 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0567AAPL
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Rarity49.5
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0662 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0662AAPL
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Rarity56.48
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0682 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0682AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.02
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0721 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0721AAPL
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Rarity55.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0754 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0754AAPL
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Rarity54.72
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0765 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0765AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0858 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0858AAPL
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Rarity58.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1048 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1048AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.73
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1144 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1144NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1187 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1187NVDA
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Rarity55.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1284 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1284NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.33
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1285 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1285NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1305 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1305NVDA
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Rarity52.37
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1470 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1470NVDA
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Rarity51.91
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1489 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1489NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.54
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1670 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1670NVDA
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Rarity53.98
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1912 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1912NVDA
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Rarity48.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1961 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1961NVDA
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Rarity52.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1972 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1972NVDA
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Rarity62.75
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2013 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2013NVDA
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Rarity51.83
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2180 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2180NVDA
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Rarity60.33
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2268 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2268TSLA
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Rarity50.37
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2283 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2283TSLA
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Rarity48.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2345 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2345TSLA
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Rarity56.74
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2360 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2360TSLA
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Rarity72.34
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2435 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2435TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.72
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2436 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2436TSLA
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Rarity51.35
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2449 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2449TSLA
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Rarity56.24
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2468 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2468TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.45
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2518 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2518TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.23
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2582 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2582TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2647 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2647TSLA
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Rarity55.99
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2694 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2694TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.6
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2744 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2744TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.42
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2839 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2839TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.75
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2903 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2903TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.63
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2939 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on hot pink
#2939TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.68
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3005 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#3005TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.89
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3012 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3012TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3049 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3049TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3105 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3105TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3120 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3120TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.48
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3127 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#3127TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 50 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.