The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0094 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0094AAPL
INTERN
Rarity66.21
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0171 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0171AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.36
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0648 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0648AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0961 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#0961AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.15
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1178 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1178NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1256 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1256NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.84
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1264 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1264NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.94
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1354 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1354NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.77
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1451 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1451NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1489 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1489NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.54
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1512 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1512NVDA
INTERN
Rarity68.52
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1526 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1526NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.62
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1649 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1649NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.77
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1731 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1731NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1907 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1907NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.06
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2085 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2085NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.91
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2103 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2103NVDA
INTERN
Rarity69.25
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2147 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2147NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.33
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2427 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2427TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2509 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2509TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2518 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2518TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.23
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2645 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2645TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.98
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2694 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2694TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.6
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2698 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2698TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2699 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2699TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.6
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2756 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2756TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.18
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2885 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2885TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.76
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2937 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2937TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3141 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#3141TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.4
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3252 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#3252TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.32
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.