The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0077 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0077AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.97
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0107 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0107AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.72
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0232 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0232AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0240 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0240AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.87
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0285 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0285AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.48
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0286 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0286AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.22
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0421 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0421AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.93
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0450 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0450AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.75
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0453 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0453AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0473 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0473AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0493 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0493AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0628 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0628AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.64
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0705 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0705AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.34
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0804 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0804AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0848 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, on mint
#0848AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.14
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0881 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0881AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.06
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1046 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on sky
#1046AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.66
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1123 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#1123NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.33
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1161 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1161NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.56
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1217 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1217NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.21
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1243 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1243NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1682 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1682NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1750 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1750NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.89
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1869 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1869NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.52
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2033 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2033NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2160 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2160NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.43
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2285 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2285TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.69
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2305 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2305TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.39
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2369 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2369TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.82
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2384 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2384TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.76
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2636 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2636TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2655 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2655TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2816 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2816TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.38
Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 33 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.