The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0240 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0240AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.87
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0430 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0430AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.97
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0453 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0453AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0473 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0473AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0512 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0512AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.9
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0589 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0589AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.52
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0804 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0804AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0881 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0881AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.06
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0906 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0906AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0966 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0966AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.8
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1149 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1149NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1151 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1151NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1359 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1359NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1370 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1370NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1537 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1537NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.84
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1546 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1546NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.65
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1572 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1572NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.65
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1646 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1646NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1682 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1682NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1750 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1750NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.89
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1840 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1840NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.83
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1933 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1933NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.78
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2033 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2033NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2205 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2205NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.31
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2305 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2305TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.39
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2369 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2369TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.82
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2384 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2384TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.76
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2562 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2562TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.64
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2603 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2603TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2636 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2636TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2749 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2749TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2766 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2766TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.23
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2816 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2816TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.38
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3164 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#3164TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3218 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#3218TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3228 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#3228TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3288 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3288TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.55
Rarest: wink 8.6%

End of the list — all 37 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.