The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2227 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2227TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.27
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2261 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2261TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2295 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2295TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2334 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2334TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.98
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2404 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2404TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2407 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2407TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.55
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2417 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2417TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.88
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2420 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2420TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2443 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2443TSLA
INTERN
Rarity66.72
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2453 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2453TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.26
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2501 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2501TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.67
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2521 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2521TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.67
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2530 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2530TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2574 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2574TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2607 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2607TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2658 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2658TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.12
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2669 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2669TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2714 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2714TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.32
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2729 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#2729TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.05
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2767 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2767TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2784 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2784TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2808 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2808TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.45
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2815 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2815TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2824 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2824TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.78
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2833 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2833TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.16
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2864 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2864TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.46
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2925 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2925TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.99
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2927 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2927TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.36
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2991 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2991TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.04
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2994 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2994TSLA
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Rarity54.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2995 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2995TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2996 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2996TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2999 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2999TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.29
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3062 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3062TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.14
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3068 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#3068TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.14
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3083 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3083TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3093 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#3093TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.8
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3101 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#3101TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.81
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3171 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3171TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.38
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3173 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3173TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3196 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3196TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3199 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3199TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.69
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3203 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3203TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.1
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3236 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3236TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.14
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3250 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3250TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.26
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3272 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3272TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.68
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3287 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3287TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3329 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3329TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.88
Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 48 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.