The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0069 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0069AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0103 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0103AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.72
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0153 — a pink cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0153AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.74
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0205 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0205AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0212 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0212AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.77
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0214 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0214AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0316 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0316AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0393 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0393AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.81
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0432 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0432AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.07
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0443 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0443AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.58
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0558 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0558AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.28
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0571 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0571AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.95
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0630 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0630AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0861 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0861AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0908 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0908AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.82
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0943 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0943AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.98
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0955 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0955AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.64
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0970 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0970AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.68
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0978 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0978AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.19
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1151 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1151NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1162 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1162NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.33
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1265 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1265NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1359 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1359NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1462 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1462NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.75
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1498 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1498NVDA
INTERN
Rarity65.15
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1546 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1546NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.65
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1613 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1613NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.66
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1646 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1646NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1662 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1662NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.61
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1871 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1871NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1897 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1897NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.97
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1899 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1899NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.37
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1933 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1933NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.78
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2054 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2054NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.51
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2111 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2111NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2201 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on butter
#2201NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.4
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2205 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2205NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.31
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2295 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2295TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2312 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2312TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.75
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2334 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2334TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.98
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2404 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2404TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2441 — a pink cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2441TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2443 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2443TSLA
INTERN
Rarity66.72
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2498 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2498TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2530 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2530TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2533 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2533TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2607 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2607TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2629 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2629TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.75
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2766 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2766TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.23
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2767 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2767TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2895 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2895TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.04
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2951 — a pink cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2951TSLA
INTERN
Rarity69.96
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3083 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3083TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3123 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3123TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.64
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3161 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3161TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.43
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3196 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3196TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3279 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#3279TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.15
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3288 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3288TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.55
Rarest: wink 8.6%

End of the list — all 58 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.