The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1181 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1181NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1244 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1244NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.82
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1338 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1338NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.33
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1443 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1443NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1466 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1466NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.78
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1497 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1497NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1507 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1507NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.08
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1537 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1537NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.84
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1562 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1562NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.97
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1601 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1601NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.59
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1610 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1610NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.43
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1671 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1671NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.31
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1702 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#1702NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.51
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1723 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1723NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.17
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1792 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1792NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.26
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1857 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1857NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.41
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1860 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1860NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.4
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1951 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1951NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2065 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2065NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.23
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.