The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1123 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#1123NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.33
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1161 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1161NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.56
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1196 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1196NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.91
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1217 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1217NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.21
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1229 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1229NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1238 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1238NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.86
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1243 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1243NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1254 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1254NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1298 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1298NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.73
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1331 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1331NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1433 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1433NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.84
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1465 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1465NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1483 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1483NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.78
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1513 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1513NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1547 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1547NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.78
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1579 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1579NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.49
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1615 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#1615NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1624 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1624NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1682 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1682NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1704 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1704NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1750 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1750NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.89
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1757 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1757NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.06
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1806 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1806NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.6
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1827 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, on plasma violet
#1827NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1850 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1850NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.39
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1869 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1869NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.52
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1920 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1920NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.92
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1973 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1973NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.74
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2033 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2033NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2040 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2040NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2067 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2067NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.67
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2125 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2125NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.57
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2160 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2160NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.43
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2174 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#2174NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.93
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2187 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2187NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 35 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.