The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0103 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0103AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.72
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0107 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0107AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.72
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0205 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0205AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0206 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0206AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.87
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0232 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0232AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0349 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0349AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.61
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0367 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0367AAPL
INTERN
Rarity79.96
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0431 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0431AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0569 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0569AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.66
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0611 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0611AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.37
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0630 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0630AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0705 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0705AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.34
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0790 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0790AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.42
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0830 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0830AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0897 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0897AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.05
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0908 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0908AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.82
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0983 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0983AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1058 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1058AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.33
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1085 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1085AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.