The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0619 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#0619AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0893 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0893AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.36
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1172 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1172NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.43
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1521 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1521NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.14
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1847 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1847NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.34
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1903 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1903NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.2
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1943 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1943NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.18
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2074 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2074NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.95
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2292 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2292TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.21
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2422 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2422TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2447 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2447TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.37
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2589 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2589TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2623 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2623TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2676 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2676TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.71
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2811 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2811TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.93
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3032 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#3032TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.86
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #3122 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3122TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3124 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#3124TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.81
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3240 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3240TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.