The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0024 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0024AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.39
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0370 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0370AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0668 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0668AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.55
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0995 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#0995AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.22
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1043AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1171 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1171NVDA
INTERN
Rarity34.38
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1186 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1186NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.76
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1227 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1227NVDA
INTERN
Rarity35.21
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1237 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1237NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1404 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1404NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.21
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1482 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1482NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.36
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1492 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1492NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.53
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1565 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1565NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1842 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on charcoal
#1842NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.29
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1901 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1901NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.03
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2135 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2135NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.04
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2139 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2139NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.97
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2197 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2197NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2237 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2237TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2267 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2267TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2906 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2906TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.37
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3006 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#3006TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.73
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3043TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.1
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #3067 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3067TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3111 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3111TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.