The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0026 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0026AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.71
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0112 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0112AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0422 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0422AAPL
INTERN
Rarity33.73
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0460 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#0460AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.03
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0468 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0468AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.77
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0773 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle
#0773AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.7
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0815 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0815AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1054 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1054AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.01
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1234 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on volt
#1234NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1327 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1327NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1380 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1380NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.91
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1505 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1505NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.46
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1518 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1518NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1622 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1622NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.33
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1710 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1710NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1737 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1737NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.47
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1810 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1810NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.17
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1956 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#1956NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2020 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2020NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2031 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink
#2031NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.37
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2084 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2084NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.61
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2087 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2087NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2141 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2141NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.2
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2349 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2349TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2382 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2382TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.32
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2451 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2451TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2559 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2559TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.41
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2573 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2573TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.01
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2602 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2602TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2829 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2829TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.65
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3011 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3011TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.52
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3072 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3072TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3163 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3163TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3258 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3258TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3324 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3324TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.82
Rarest: wink 8.6%

End of the list — all 35 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.