The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0045 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0045AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0062 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0062AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.8
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0380 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0380AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.43
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0557 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0557AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.73
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0706 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0706AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.3
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0772 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0772AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0815 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0815AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0829 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0829AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.86
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1005 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1005AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1029 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1029AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.36
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1260 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1260NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.59
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1327 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1327NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1380 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1380NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.91
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1550 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1550NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.91
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1611 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1611NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.66
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1705 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1705NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.06
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1730 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1730NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1958 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1958NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.93
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1980 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1980NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.32
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2050 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2050NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.78
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2052 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2052NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2076 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2076NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2098 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2098NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.25
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2308 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2308TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2426 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2426TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2569 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2569TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.05
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2675 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2675TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.01
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2828 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2828TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.03
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2837 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2837TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.97
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2854 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2854TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.96
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2894 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2894TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.02
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3011 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3011TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.52
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3036 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3036TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3208 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3208TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.68
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3216 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3216TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.41
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 35 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.