The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0175 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0175AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0239 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0239AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.58
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0271 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0271AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.34
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0321 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0321AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.77
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0416 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0416AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0547 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0547AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.1
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0657 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0657AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0716 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0716AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.37
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0735 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0735AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0849 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0849AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.9
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1009 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1009AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.32
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1158 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1158NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.77
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1306 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1306NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.99
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1307 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1307NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1364 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1364NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1577 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1577NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1605 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1605NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.1
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1622 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1622NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.33
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1712 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1712NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.78
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1737 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1737NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.47
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1810 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1810NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.17
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2002 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2002NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.8
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2004 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2004NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2173 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2173NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2251 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2251TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2556 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2556TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.88
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2778 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2778TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.05
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2842 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2842TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3033 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3033TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3094 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#3094TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.62
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3194 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3194TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.18
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3317 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#3317TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 32 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.