The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0038 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0038AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0297 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0297AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.88
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0313 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0313AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0337 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0337AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.36
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0625 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0625AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.97
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0669 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0669AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0999 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0999AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.72
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1070 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1070AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.52
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1074 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1074AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.16
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1153 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1153NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1195 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1195NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.93
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1346 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1346NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.85
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1745 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1745NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.63
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1835 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#1835NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1868 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1868NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.39
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1894 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#1894NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1943 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1943NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.18
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2005 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2005NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2074 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2074NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.95
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2150 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2150NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3072 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3072TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3261 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#3261TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.49
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.