The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0001 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0001AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0038 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0038AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0053 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#0053AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0080 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0080AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0175 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0175AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0239 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0239AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.58
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0255 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0255AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.46
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0270 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0270AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0271 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0271AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.34
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0297 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0297AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.88
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0313 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0313AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0321 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0321AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.77
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0336 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0336AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0337 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0337AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.36
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0389 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0389AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0404 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0404AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0416 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0416AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0518 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0518AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.54
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0547 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0547AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.1
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0568 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0568AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.1
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0623 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0623AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.53
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0625 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0625AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.97
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0657 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0657AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0668 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0668AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.55
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0669 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0669AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0716 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0716AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.37
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0735 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0735AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0753 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on periwinkle
#0753AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0778 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0778AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.3
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0849 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0849AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.9
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0876 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0876AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0921 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0921AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0935 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0935AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.47
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0936 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0936AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.11
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0939 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0939AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.18
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0977 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0977AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.63
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0999 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0999AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.72
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1009 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1009AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.32
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1043AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1070 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1070AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.52
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1074 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1074AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.16
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 41 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.