The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0023 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0023AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0258 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0258AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0292 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0292AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.71
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0355 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0355AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0380 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0380AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.43
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0386 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0386AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.56
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0478 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0478AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.88
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0494 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0494AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0509 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0509AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.04
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0555 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0555AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0728 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0728AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.98
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0747 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0747AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.65
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0854 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0854AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.57
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0859 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0859AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1030 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1030AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.16
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1056 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1056AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.6
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1101 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1101AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.22
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1228 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1228NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.9
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1267 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#1267NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.95
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1286 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1286NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.65
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1390 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1390NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1519 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1519NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.38
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1696 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1696NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.15
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1826 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1826NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1851 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#1851NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1905 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1905NVDA
INTERN
Rarity33.89
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1999 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1999NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2163 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#2163NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.52
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2204 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2204NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2225 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2225TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.35
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2316 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2316TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2356 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2356TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.78
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2425 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2425TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2446 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2446TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.76
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2512 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2512TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2523 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2523TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.65
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2536 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2536TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2660 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2660TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2728 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2728TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.41
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2836 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2836TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2875 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2875TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.31
Rarest: magenta 12.3%

End of the list — all 41 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.