The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0003 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0003AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0023 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0023AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0133 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0133AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0258 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0258AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0270 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0270AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0281 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0281AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.07
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0292 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0292AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.71
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0319 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0319AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0336 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0336AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0355 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0355AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0380 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0380AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.43
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0386 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0386AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.56
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0440 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0440AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.17
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0451 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0451AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.86
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0478 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0478AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.88
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0494 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0494AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0509 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0509AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.04
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0555 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0555AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0669 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0669AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0728 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0728AAPL
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Rarity46.98
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0747 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0747AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.65
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0810 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0810AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.09
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0829 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0829AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.86
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0849 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0849AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.9
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0854 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0854AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.57
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0859 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0859AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0904 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0904AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0911 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0911AAPL
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Rarity48.89
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0935 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0935AAPL
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Rarity41.47
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0999 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0999AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.72
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1005 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1005AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1030 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1030AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.16
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1056 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1056AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.6
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1061 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1061AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.69
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1101 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1101AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.22
Rarest: volt 5.0%

End of the list — all 35 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.