The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2232 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2232TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2292 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2292TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.21
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2365 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2365TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.42
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2378 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2378TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.76
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2442 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2442TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.15
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2508 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2508TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.78
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2520 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2520TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.41
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2601 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2601TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.97
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2639 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2639TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2728 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2728TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.41
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2849 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2849TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.71
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2875 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2875TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.31
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3006 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#3006TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.73
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3025 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3025TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.81
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3054 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#3054TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.26
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3072 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3072TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3124 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#3124TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.81
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3144 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3144TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.42
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3163 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3163TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3219 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#3219TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3235 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#3235TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.1
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3260 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3260TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3261 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#3261TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.49
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3301 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3301TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.09
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.