The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

Hire a catHIRING CLOSED
price — $MEOWmax 10 per wallet
Browser

Filter the floor

Filters live in the URL, so a filtered view can be copied out of the address bar and sent to someone.

Employee #0144 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0144AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.28
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0170 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0170AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.67
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0213 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0213AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.02
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0224 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0224AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.81
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0311 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0311AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0351 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0351AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.36
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0480 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0480AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0505 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0505AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0605 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0605AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0641 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0641AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0650 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0650AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0698 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0698AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.39
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0775 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#0775AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0832 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0832AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.63
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0862 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0862AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0954 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0954AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1197 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1197NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1533 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1533NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1777 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1777NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.07
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1875 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1875NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1915 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1915NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.29
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1934 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1934NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2270 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2270TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2438 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2438TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.61
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2484 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2484TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.82
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2496 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2496TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2788 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2788TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2819 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2819TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2830 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2830TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.75
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2916 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2916TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3169 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#3169TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.83
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3181 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3181TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: tabby 12.9%

End of the list — all 32 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.