The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1145 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1145NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.69
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1191 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1191NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.19
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1197 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1197NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1208 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1208NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.85
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1216 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1216NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.73
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1248 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1248NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.48
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1274 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1274NVDA
INTERN
Rarity68.87
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1320 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1320NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1344 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1344NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.66
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1351 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1351NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1353 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1353NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1384 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1384NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.98
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1485 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1485NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.88
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1533 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1533NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1669 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1669NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.55
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1674 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1674NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.61
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1716 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1716NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.1
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1777 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1777NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.07
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1822 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1822NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1836 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1836NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1875 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1875NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1902 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1902NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.77
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1911 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1911NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1915 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1915NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.29
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1918 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1918NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.17
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1934 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1934NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1950 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1950NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1982 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1982NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2176 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#2176NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.93
Rarest: wink 8.6%

End of the list — all 29 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.