The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0007 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#0007AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0242 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0242AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0410 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0410AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.36
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0498 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0498AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0520 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0520AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.78
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0529 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0529AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.92
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0615 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0615AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0710 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0710AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0821 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0821AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1008 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1008AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1076 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1076AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.52
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1095 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1095AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.4
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1160 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1160NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1259 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1259NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.95
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1300 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1300NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.11
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1321 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1321NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1434 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1434NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1524 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1524NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1655 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1655NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.35
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1774 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1774NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1870 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1870NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1997 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1997NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2109 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2109NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2322 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2322TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.09
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2411 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2411TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2413 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#2413TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2664 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2664TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.16
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2769 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2769TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.9
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2776 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2776TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2818 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2818TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2904 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2904TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3055 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3055TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3086 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3086TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3162 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#3162TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3304 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3304TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.68
Rarest: tabby 12.9%

End of the list — all 35 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.