The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2230 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2230TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.55
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2269 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2269TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.37
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2278 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2278TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.42
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2290 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2290TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.1
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2317 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#2317TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.75
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2322 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2322TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.09
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2324 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2324TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.18
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2341 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2341TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.08
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2346 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2346TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.62
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2352 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2352TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.05
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2379 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2379TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.24
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2381 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2381TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2392 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2392TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.43
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2411 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2411TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2413 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#2413TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2416 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2416TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2418 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2418TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.15
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2517 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2517TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.74
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2524 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2524TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.02
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2579 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on plasma violet
#2579TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2580 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2580TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.92
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2594 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2594TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.86
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2659 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2659TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.83
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2664 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2664TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.16
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2667 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2667TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.02
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2671 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2671TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.88
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2673 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2673TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2708 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, on sky
#2708TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.91
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2724 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2724TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.11
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2751 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2751TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.46
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2769 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2769TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.9
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2776 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2776TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2804 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2804TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.02
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2818 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2818TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2820 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2820TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.23
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2825 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2825TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2890 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2890TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.91
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2904 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2904TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2945 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2945TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3040 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#3040TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.61
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3055 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3055TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3082 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3082TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3086 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3086TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3139 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3139TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3147 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#3147TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.7
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #3162 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#3162TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3177 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3177TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.5
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3190 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3190TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3197 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#3197TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3206 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3206TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.6
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3241 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3241TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3304 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3304TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.68
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3319 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#3319TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3330 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3330TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.81
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 54 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.