The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1147 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1147NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.55
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1193 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1193NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.85
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1259 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1259NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.95
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1325 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on sky
#1325NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.55
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1344 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1344NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.66
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1358 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1358NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.26
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1384 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1384NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.98
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1524 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1524NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1533 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1533NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1583 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1583NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.7
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1621 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1621NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.48
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1639 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1639NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.18
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1703 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1703NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.66
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1783 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, on tangerine
#1783NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1836 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1836NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1865 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1865NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.99
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1872 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1872NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.02
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1875 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1875NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1911 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1911NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1915 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1915NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.29
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2010 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2010NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.15
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2028 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2028NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.31
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2078 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2078NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.13
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2094 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2094NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.38
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2109 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2109NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2112 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2112NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.52
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2124 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2124NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2200 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2200NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2209 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2209NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.26
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2210 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2210NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.93
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2218 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2218NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.