The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0081 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0081AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.98
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0242 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0242AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0410 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0410AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.36
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0526 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0526AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0529 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0529AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.92
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0541 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0541AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.98
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0615 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0615AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0641 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0641AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0770 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0770AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.44
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0823 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on plasma violet
#0823AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.79
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0942 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0942AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0960 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0960AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.46
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1095 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1095AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.4
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1160 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1160NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1188 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1188NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.58
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1191 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1191NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.19
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1197 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1197NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1216 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1216NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.73
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1353 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1353NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1434 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1434NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1655 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1655NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.35
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1669 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1669NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.55
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1685 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1685NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.4
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1720 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1720NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.56
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1774 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1774NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1870 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1870NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1891 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1891NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.86
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1918 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1918NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.17
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2270 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2270TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2411 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2411TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2413 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#2413TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2469 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2469TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2631 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2631TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.51
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2700 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2700TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.64
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2737 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2737TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2776 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2776TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2821 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2821TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.56
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2881 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2881TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.28
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2940 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2940TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.4
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3086 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3086TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3150 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3150TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3162 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#3162TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3283 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#3283TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.18
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3304 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3304TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.68
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3305 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3305TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.62
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 45 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.