The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0193 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0193AAPL
INTERN
Rarity71.17
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0437 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0437AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.66
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0594 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0594AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.84
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0652 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0652AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.44
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0667 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0667AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.63
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0889 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0889AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.57
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0902 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0902AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.29
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1007 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1007AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.41
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1082 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, on charcoal
#1082AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.12
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1168 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1168NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.58
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1245 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1245NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.76
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1320 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1320NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1582 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1582NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.32
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1654 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1654NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.12
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1777 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1777NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.07
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2018 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2018NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.01
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2253 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2253TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.48
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2374 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2374TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.35
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2391 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2391TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.68
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2671 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2671TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.88
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2689 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2689TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.13
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2705 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2705TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2710 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, on mint
#2710TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2914 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2914TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.63
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2943 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2943TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.31
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #3206 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3206TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.6
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.