The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0027 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0027AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.2
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0033 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0033AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0070 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0070AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.47
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0105 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0105AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.86
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0165 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0165AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.05
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0170 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0170AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.67
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0290 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0290AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.85
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0395 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0395AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0402 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0402AAPL
INTERN
Rarity70.35
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0461 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0461AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.43
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0480 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0480AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0577 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0577AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0658 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0658AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.09
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0697 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0697AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0702 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0702AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0816 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0816AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.69
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0832 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0832AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.63
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1062 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1062AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.65
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 18 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.