The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2270 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2270TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2278 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2278TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.42
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2290 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2290TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.1
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2310 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2310TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.04
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2381 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2381TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2391 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2391TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.68
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2438 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2438TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.61
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2484 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2484TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.82
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2496 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2496TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2510 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2510TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.07
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2525 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2525TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.95
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2540 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2540TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.9
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2657 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2657TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.93
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2673 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2673TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2705 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2705TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2737 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2737TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2769 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2769TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.9
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2776 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2776TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2788 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2788TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2819 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2819TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2825 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2825TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2830 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2830TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.75
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2870 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2870TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.25
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2904 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2904TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2916 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2916TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2943 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2943TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.31
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2945 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2945TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3082 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3082TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3086 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3086TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3169 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#3169TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.83
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3181 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3181TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3190 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3190TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3241 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3241TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3308 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#3308TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.65
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 34 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.