The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0027 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0027AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.2
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0033 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0033AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0040 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0040AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.83
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0099 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0099AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0105 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0105AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.86
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0114 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0114AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.77
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0233 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0233AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0298 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0298AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.47
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0309 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0309AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.38
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0356 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0356AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0410 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0410AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.36
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0526 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0526AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0566 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0566AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.24
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0667 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0667AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.63
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0674 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0674AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.84
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0675 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0675AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.14
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0688 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0688AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.01
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0697 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0697AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0702 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0702AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0710 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0710AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0752 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0752AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0770 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0770AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.44
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0816 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0816AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.69
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0821 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0821AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0835 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0835AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.47
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0863 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0863AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.24
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0942 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0942AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0950 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0950AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.83
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0996 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0996AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1007 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1007AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.41
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1037 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1037AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.49
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1062 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1062AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.65
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 32 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.