The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0160 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0160AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.28
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0204 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0204AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.85
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0222 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0222AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0633 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0633AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0634 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0634AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0713 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0713AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.45
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0727 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0727AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1021 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1021AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1164 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1164NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.92
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1743 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1743NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.79
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2130 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2130NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.28
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2293 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2293TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.04
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2331 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2331TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2386 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2386TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.36
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2389 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2389TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.19
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2398 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2398TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.08
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2566 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2566TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3213 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3213TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.51
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3296 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#3296TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3314 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#3314TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.35
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.