The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0063 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#0063AAPL

#0104AAPL

#0118AAPL

#0123AAPL

#0132AAPL

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0218 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine

#0218AAPL

INTERN

Rarity48.44

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0556 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#0556AAPL

INTERN

Rarity43.63

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0852 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter

#0852AAPL

#0920AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0957 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt

#0957AAPL

#1000AAPL

#1708NVDA

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1966 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#1966NVDA

#2059NVDA

#2282TSLA

#2287TSLA

#2387TSLA

#2424TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2488 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2488TSLA

INTERN

Rarity37.14

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2505 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose

#2505TSLA

#2682TSLA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2746 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink

#2746TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.56

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2983 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter

#2983TSLA

#3136TSLA

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.