The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

Hire a catHIRING CLOSED
price — $MEOWmax 10 per wallet
Browser

Filter the floor

Filters live in the URL, so a filtered view can be copied out of the address bar and sent to someone.

Employee #0028 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0028AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.91
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0059 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0059AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0102 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0102AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.54
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0178 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0178AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.38
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0273 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0273AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.65
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0322 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0322AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0328 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0328AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.62
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0445 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0445AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.47
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0464 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0464AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0503 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0503AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.9
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0551 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0551AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0670 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0670AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0837 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0837AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.95
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0860 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0860AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.17
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0883 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#0883AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.31
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0885 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0885AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.01
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0915 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0915AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.54
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0937 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0937AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.51
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1051 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1051AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.61
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1103 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1103AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.64
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1138 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1138NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1246 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1246NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1280 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on butter
#1280NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.78
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1319 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1319NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.42
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1329 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1329NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.88
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1480 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1480NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.95
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1481 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1481NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.19
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1517 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1517NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.11
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1557 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1557NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.3
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1564 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1564NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1698 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1698NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.46
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1748 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#1748NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1895 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1895NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.95
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1964 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1964NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.96
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1977 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1977NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.37
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1988 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1988NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.66
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1996 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on mint
#1996NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.96
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2216 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#2216NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.08
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2326 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2326TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.19
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2361 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2361TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.55
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2401 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2401TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.71
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2477 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2477TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.93
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2495 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2495TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.07
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2557 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#2557TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.45
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2565 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on sky
#2565TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.66
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2604 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2604TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.58
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2747 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2747TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2758 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2758TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.12
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2774 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2774TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2868 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2868TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.84
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2893 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2893TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.39
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2899 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2899TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.78
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2907 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2907TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.47
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2920 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2920TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.66
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2950 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2950TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.55
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3069 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3069TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.27
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3140 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3140TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.86
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3246 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3246TSLA
INTERN
Rarity35.57
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3259 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3259TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 59 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.