The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0091 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0091AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.76
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0106 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0106AAPL
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Rarity52.27
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0163 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0163AAPL
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Rarity43.64
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0168 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0168AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0194 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0194AAPL
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Rarity40.47
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0196 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#0196AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0198 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0198AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.15
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0225 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0225AAPL
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Rarity54.77
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0260 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0260AAPL
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Rarity42.08
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0325 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0325AAPL
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Rarity41.47
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0363 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0363AAPL
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Rarity39.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0376 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0376AAPL
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Rarity40.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0401 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0401AAPL
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Rarity49.52
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0442 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0442AAPL
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Rarity50.78
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0477 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#0477AAPL
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Rarity47.8
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0481 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0481AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.14
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0543 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0543AAPL
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Rarity50.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0585 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0585AAPL
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Rarity37.23
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0595 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0595AAPL
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Rarity32.84
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0603 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0603AAPL
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Rarity34.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0653 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0653AAPL
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Rarity39.47
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0724 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0724AAPL
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Rarity44.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0781 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0781AAPL
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Rarity51.09
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0857 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0857AAPL
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Rarity35.5
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0872 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0872AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0882 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0882AAPL
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Rarity44.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0892 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0892AAPL
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Rarity45.6
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0928 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0928AAPL
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Rarity54.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0944 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0944AAPL
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Rarity49.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1047 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1047AAPL
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Rarity51.42
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1057 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1057AAPL
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Rarity37.67
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1066 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1066AAPL
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Rarity36.85
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1087 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1087AAPL
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Rarity34.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1143 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1143NVDA
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Rarity40.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1201 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1201NVDA
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Rarity51.5
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1322 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1322NVDA
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Rarity47.65
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1350 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1350NVDA
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Rarity36.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1392 — a white cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1392NVDA
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Rarity48.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1393 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#1393NVDA
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Rarity47.88
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1424 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1424NVDA
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Rarity46.45
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1456 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1456NVDA
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Rarity38.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1458 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1458NVDA
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Rarity44.68
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1488 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1488NVDA
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Rarity36.03
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1680 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1680NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.75
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1734 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1734NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.6
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1775 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1775NVDA
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Rarity43.57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1786 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1786NVDA
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Rarity39.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1848 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1848NVDA
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Rarity50.33
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2022 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2022NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.88
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2128 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2128NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.53
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2260 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2260TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2286 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2286TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.77
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2434 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2434TSLA
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Rarity43.23
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2454 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2454TSLA
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Rarity42.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2456 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2456TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.82
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2504 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2504TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.36
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2507 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2507TSLA
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Rarity47.25
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2555 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2555TSLA
INTERN
Rarity35.36
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2568 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2568TSLA
INTERN
Rarity33.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2672 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2672TSLA
INTERN
Rarity33.34
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.