The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1163 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#1163NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1204 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1204NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1255 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1255NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1262 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1262NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.04
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1297 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1297NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.44
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1357 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1357NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1376 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1376NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.86
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1377 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1377NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.98
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1441 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1441NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.99
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1445 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1445NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1446 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1446NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1461 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1461NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.65
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1468 — a white cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#1468NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.35
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1475 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1475NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1534 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1534NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1590 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1590NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.04
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1635 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1635NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1743 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1743NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.79
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1768 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1768NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1771 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#1771NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1791 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1791NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.69
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1804 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1804NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1823 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1823NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1858 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1858NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.43
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1944 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1944NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1949 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1949NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.43
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2045 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2045NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2059 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2059NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2099 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2099NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2122 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2122NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2206 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2206NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.54
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.