The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0231 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0231AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.68
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0248 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0248AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.27
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0481 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0481AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.14
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0603 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0603AAPL
INTERN
Rarity34.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0642 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0642AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.65
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0732 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0732AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.38
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0843 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0843AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1087 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1087AAPL
INTERN
Rarity34.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1326 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1326NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.57
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1435 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1435NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1445 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1445NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1457 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1457NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1473 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1473NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.34
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1759 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1759NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1924 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1924NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.75
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2113 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2113NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2401 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2401TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.71
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2415 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2415TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.65
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2590 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2590TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.71
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2652 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2652TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.62
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2791 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2791TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.45
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2962 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2962TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2998 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2998TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3155 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3155TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3187 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3187TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.01
Rarest: sky 13.8%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.