The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0185 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0185AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0186 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0186AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0253 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0253AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.59
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0426 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0426AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0462 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0462AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0465 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0465AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0998 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0998AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.85
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1119 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1119NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1201 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1201NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.5
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1376 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1376NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.86
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1643 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1643NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.02
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1762 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1762NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1768 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1768NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2015 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2015NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.34
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2091 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2091NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2118 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#2118NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.4
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2439 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2439TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2511 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2511TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.16
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2543 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2543TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.28
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2716 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2716TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2742 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2742TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2758 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2758TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.12
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2872 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2872TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.11
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2989 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2989TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3306 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3306TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.