The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0041 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0041AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0071 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0071AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0075 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0075AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0091 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0091AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.76
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0534 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0534AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.28
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0606 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0606AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.64
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0781 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0781AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.09
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0788 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0788AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.79
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0885 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0885AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.01
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1044 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1044AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1100 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1100AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.87
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1252 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1252NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1262 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1262NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.04
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1319 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1319NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.42
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1350 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1350NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1357 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1357NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1394 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1394NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1456 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1456NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1480 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1480NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.95
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1501 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1501NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.32
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1746 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1746NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.24
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1775 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1775NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1895 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1895NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.95
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2107 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2107NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.68
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2276 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2276TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.11
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2281 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2281TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2303 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2303TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2555 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2555TSLA
INTERN
Rarity35.36
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2702 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2702TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2774 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2774TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2822 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2822TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.01
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2866 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2866TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3188 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3188TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.63
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3195 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#3195TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.66
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3326 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#3326TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.61
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 35 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.