The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0074 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0074AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.2
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0106 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0106AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.27
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0168 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0168AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0185 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0185AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0186 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0186AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0245 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0245AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.37
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0253 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0253AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.59
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0269 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0269AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.89
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0275 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0275AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0296 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#0296AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0326 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0326AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.26
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0426 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0426AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0462 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0462AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0465 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0465AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0486 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0486AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.17
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0694 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0694AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.79
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0779 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0779AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.07
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0837 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0837AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.95
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0860 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0860AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.17
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0892 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0892AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.6
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0998 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0998AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.85
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1042 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1042AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1080 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1080AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47
Rarest: magenta 12.3%

End of the list — all 23 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.