The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0142 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0142AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.34
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0233 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0233AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0393 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0393AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.81
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0447 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0447AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.77
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0466 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0466AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0633 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0633AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0648 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0648AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0708 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0708AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.53
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1169 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1169NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.48
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1178 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1178NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1574 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1574NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.87
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1640 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#1640NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.15
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1858 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1858NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.43
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1947 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1947NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.67
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1955 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1955NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2054 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2054NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.51
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2284 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2284TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2331 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2331TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2395 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2395TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.4
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2423 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2423TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.09
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2497 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2497TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2600 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2600TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.11
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2817 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2817TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.59
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3020 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#3020TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.