The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0160 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0160AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.28
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0185 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0185AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0606 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0606AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.64
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0659 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0659AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0726 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0726AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.24
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1497 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1497NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1570 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1570NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.21
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1610 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1610NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.43
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1746 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1746NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.24
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1943 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1943NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.18
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2074 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2074NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.95
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2118 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#2118NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.4
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2183 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#2183NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.04
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2212 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2212NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2246 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#2246TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.8
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2380 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2380TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2543 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2543TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.28
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2811 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2811TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.93
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2990 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on sky
#2990TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.73
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3018 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3018TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.59
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #3060 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3060TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.99
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3074 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#3074TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3078 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#3078TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.92
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 23 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.