The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0065 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine

#0065AAPL

INTERN

Rarity55.06

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0200 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#0200AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.63

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0223 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#0223AAPL

INTERN

Rarity49.28

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0229 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#0229AAPL

#0547AAPL

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0577 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#0577AAPL

INTERN

Rarity55.94

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0610 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter

#0610AAPL

#0640AAPL

#0657AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0716 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0716AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.37

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0726 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal

#0726AAPL

INTERN

Rarity55.24

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1158 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#1158NVDA

#1610NVDA

#1885NVDA

#1987NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2007 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2007NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.14

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2028 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#2028NVDA

INTERN

Rarity57.31

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2101 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#2101NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.46

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2462 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#2462TSLA

INTERN

Rarity64.82

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2859 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink

#2859TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.26

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2970 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt

#2970TSLA

#3018TSLA

#3060TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3088 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#3088TSLA

INTERN

Rarity48.45

Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.