The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

Hire a catHIRING CLOSED
price — $MEOWmax 10 per wallet
Browser

Filter the floor

Filters live in the URL, so a filtered view can be copied out of the address bar and sent to someone.

Employee #0193 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0193AAPL
INTERN
Rarity71.17
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0331 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0331AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0537 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0537AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.52
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0791 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0791AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.61
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0803 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0803AAPL
INTERN
Rarity72.65
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1034 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1034AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.23
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1067 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1067AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.84
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1654 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1654NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.12
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1695 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1695NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.23
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1704 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1704NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1914 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1914NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.17
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2125 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2125NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.57
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2266 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2266TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2300 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2300TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2391 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2391TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.68
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2686 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2686TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.24
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2914 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2914TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.63
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2922 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2922TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.73
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3099 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#3099TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.93
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.