The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2257 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2257TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2283 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2283TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2335 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#2335TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.51
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2398 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2398TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.08
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2457 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2457TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2502 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2502TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.96
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2639 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2639TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2750 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2750TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2771 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2771TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.93
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2792 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2792TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2917 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2917TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.88
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2935 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2935TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.08
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #3005 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#3005TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.89
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3010 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#3010TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3049 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3049TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3084 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3084TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.45
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3127 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#3127TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3129 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3129TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3152 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#3152TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.62
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3224 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3224TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3248 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3248TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3278 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3278TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.