The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1158 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1158NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.77
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1165 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1165NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.41
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1250 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1250NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.88
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1282 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1282NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.99
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1283 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1283NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.47
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1332 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1332NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.91
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1335 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1335NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1375 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1375NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1540 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1540NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1610 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1610NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.43
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1656 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1656NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1670 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1670NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.98
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1707 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1707NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1740 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1740NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.16
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1764 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1764NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.05
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1765 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1765NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.4
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1772 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1772NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.02
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1793 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1793NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1864 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1864NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.19
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1885 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1885NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1944 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1944NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1952 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1952NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.33
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1955 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1955NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1987 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1987NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2007 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2007NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.14
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2025 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2025NVDA
INTERN
Rarity65.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2028 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2028NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.31
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2068 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2068NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2070 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2070NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.89
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2101 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2101NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.46
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2119 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2119NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2157 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2157NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.11
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2193 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2193NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2221 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2221NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.06
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 34 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.