The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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EmployerTomcat Motors Mouthblep Tiegold CLEAR ALL

Employee #2223 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#2223TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.67

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2339 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#2339TSLA

#2388TSLA

#2391TSLA

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2395 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter

#2395TSLA

#2402TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2423 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#2423TSLA

#2457TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2462 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#2462TSLA

INTERN

Rarity64.82

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2486 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#2486TSLA

#2502TSLA

#2525TSLA

#2528TSLA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2581 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose

#2581TSLA

#2589TSLA

#2612TSLA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2623 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2623TSLA

INTERN

Rarity43.44

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2677 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on volt

#2677TSLA

#2686TSLA

#2688TSLA

#2736TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2771 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2771TSLA

#2859TSLA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2931 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#2931TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.63

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2935 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#2935TSLA

#2946TSLA

#2970TSLA

#3005TSLA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #3018 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#3018TSLA

#3051TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3060 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#3060TSLA

INTERN

Rarity46.99

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3088 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#3088TSLA

#3099TSLA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #3129 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#3129TSLA

INTERN

Rarity60.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3221 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt

#3221TSLA

#3279TSLA

End of the list — all 36 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.