The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0002 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0002AAPL
Mascot
Rarity62.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0018 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0018AAPL
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Rarity57.8
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0037 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0037AAPL
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Rarity53.25
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0041 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0041AAPL
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Rarity37.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0050 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0050AAPL
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Rarity52.86
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0055 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0055AAPL
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Rarity62.19
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0065 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0065AAPL
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Rarity55.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0076 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0076AAPL
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Rarity47.37
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0081 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0081AAPL
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Rarity48.98
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0085 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0085AAPL
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Rarity42.31
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0100 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0100AAPL
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Rarity54.34
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0121 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0121AAPL
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Rarity46.89
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0142 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0142AAPL
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Rarity43.34
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0148 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0148AAPL
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Rarity50.8
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0153 — a pink cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0153AAPL
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Rarity59.74
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0160 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0160AAPL
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Rarity53.28
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0184 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0184AAPL
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Rarity57.73
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0185 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0185AAPL
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Rarity51.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0193 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0193AAPL
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Rarity71.17
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0200 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0200AAPL
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Rarity53.63
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0204 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0204AAPL
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Rarity48.85
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0207 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0207AAPL
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Rarity50.5
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0211 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0211AAPL
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Rarity51.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0220 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0220AAPL
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Rarity50.95
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0222 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0222AAPL
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Rarity52.58
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0223 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0223AAPL
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Rarity49.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0229 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0229AAPL
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Rarity60.98
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0233 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0233AAPL
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Rarity49.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0247 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0247AAPL
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Rarity43.41
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0270 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0270AAPL
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Rarity53.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0272 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0272AAPL
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Rarity44.9
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0279 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0279AAPL
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Rarity50.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0289 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0289AAPL
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Rarity47.28
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0290 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0290AAPL
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Rarity53.85
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0297 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0297AAPL
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Rarity50.88
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0298 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0298AAPL
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Rarity64.47
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0299 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0299AAPL
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Rarity51.34
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0307 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0307AAPL
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Rarity49.45
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0313 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0313AAPL
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Rarity55.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0329 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0329AAPL
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Rarity63.88
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0331 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0331AAPL
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Rarity59.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0375 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0375AAPL
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Rarity53.68
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0377 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0377AAPL
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Rarity50.51
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0379 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0379AAPL
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Rarity60.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0390 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0390AAPL
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Rarity56.11
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0393 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0393AAPL
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Rarity51.81
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0403 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0403AAPL
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Rarity47.14
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0414 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0414AAPL
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Rarity63.42
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0447 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0447AAPL
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Rarity57.77
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0451 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0451AAPL
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Rarity61.86
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0466 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0466AAPL
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Rarity50.72
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0470 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0470AAPL
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Rarity46.37
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0478 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0478AAPL
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Rarity63.88
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0484 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0484AAPL
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Rarity53.12
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0524 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0524AAPL
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Rarity49.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0526 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0526AAPL
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Rarity51.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0535 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0535AAPL
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Rarity64.29
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0537 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0537AAPL
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Rarity67.52
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0539 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0539AAPL
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Rarity54.12
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0547 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0547AAPL
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Rarity47.1
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.