The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0013 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0013AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.88
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0074 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0074AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.2
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0161 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0161AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.81
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0319 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0319AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0605 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0605AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0701 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0701AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0830 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0830AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1110 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#1110AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1167 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1167NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.72
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1435 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1435NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1463 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1463NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1473 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1473NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.34
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1841 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1841NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.33
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1862 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1862NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1896 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1896NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.85
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2208 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2208NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.8
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2496 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2496TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2503 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2503TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.85
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2838 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2838TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3048 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3048TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3149 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3149TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3269 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3269TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.