The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0092 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0092AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0161 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0161AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.81
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0256 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0256AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0319 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0319AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0366 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0366AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.89
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0471 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0471AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.69
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0474 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0474AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.42
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0586 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0586AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.44
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0587 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0587AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0782 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0782AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.66
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0825 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0825AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.94
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1001 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1001AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.64
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1121 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1121NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1167 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1167NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.72
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1199 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1199NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1299 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1299NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.19
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1435 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1435NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1463 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1463NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1473 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1473NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.34
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1565 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1565NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1598 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1598NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.61
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1607 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1607NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1862 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1862NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1896 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1896NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.85
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2208 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2208NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.8
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2307 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2307TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2575 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2575TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.78
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2592 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2592TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.54
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2908 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2908TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.13
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3071 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#3071TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.57
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3133 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3133TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3149 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3149TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3269 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3269TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3333 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3333TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.58
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 34 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.